Big Brother: OI FAT BOY GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK. PLAY PLAY PLAY..
Kenneth: ok.. OR HORRRRRR! FAT IS A BAD WORD. you owe me fifty cent.
Big Brother: OR HORRRRRR you just said the "F" word too. so you owe me also. ok cancel it. go do your work.
(after awhile of stoning)
Kenneth: adrian gor gor i dont know how to do.
Big Brother: go ask your fat sister wasting her life at the computer.
Kenneth: RACHEL JIE JIE ADRIAN GOR GOR CALL YOU FAT. HE OWE ME FIFTY CENTS.
Big Brother: aha you said it yourself again too.
Kenneth: oh man..
Me: eh hello, i just came back from a rough day of work, slogging my guts out.. providing for my family.. i need a break to ease the tension.
Kenneth: rachel jie jie fifty cents. you said a bad word.
Me: huh? when did i?
Kenneth: you said the "S" word..
Me: slog is not a bad word you goon. it means work very hard. Aiya show me the question.. Rachel jie jie very smart.. Got A2 for maths ok?
Kenneth: then you not number one what.
Me: SHUT UP.
Kenneth: fifty cents!
......
CHARLOTTE WISHES TO BAKE 5 CAKES FOR HER MOTHER BUT SHE REALISES SHE IS SHORT OF 100G OF FLOUR. IF SHE BAKES ONE CAKE, SHE WILL HAVE 700G OF FLOUR LEFT. HOW MUCH FLOUR DOES SHE HAVE?
.................... why do primary 2 kids have to go through such madness maths question. i solved it only through algebra. how do i explain algebra to my 8 year old brother?? madness. so it was tossed back to my elder brother haha..
anyway please visit the zoo. its so fun.. the rain spoilt it though. WE MISSED THE ELEPHANT SHOW AS A RESULT =(. its nice naming the animals according to your friends who bears similiar/identical characteristics. much thanks to rong and bev for making the zoo trip so enjoyable.
yty night i hung out with my netball peeps. the lovely mariam and try bought me balloons to cheer me up however up to now, im still wondering if they picked it up from somewhere.. haha i love you two. then boon joined us at astons, then we had fondue, and sat in marine parade hawker centre. PLEASE, CONFIRM THE FRIENDLY MATCH SOON. IM IN NEED OF MY WEEKLY COMPETITIVE SPORT FIX. im like dying off now.. thank God for mahjong with the ladies (and sometimes melvin and jason) that there's some competition in who wins the most money occasionally even though its not considered as a sport.
and lastly, to him, i miss him like crazy still.
2:26 PM
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>> Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Come Here baby
You know you drive me up a wall the way you make good on all the
nasty tricks you pull
Seems like we're makin' up more than we're makin' love
And it always seems you got somn' on your mind other than me
Girl, you got to change your crazy ways
You hear me
Say you're leavin' on a seven thirty train and that you're headin'
out to Hollywood
Girl you been givin' me that line so many times it kinda gets like
feelin' bad looks good
That kinda lovin'
Turns a man to a slave
That kinda lovin'
Sends a man right to his grave...
[Chorus:]
I go crazy, crazy, baby, I go crazy
You turn it on
Then you're gone
Yeah you drive me
Crazy, crazy, crazy, for you baby
What can I do, honey
I feel like the color blue...
You're packin' up your stuff and talkin' like it's tough and tryin'
to tell me that it's time to go
But I know you ain't wearin' nothin' underneath that overcoat
And it's all a show
That kind of lovin'
Makes me wanna pull
Down the shade, yeah
That kind of lovin'
Yeah now I'm never, never, never, never gonna be the same
[Chorus]
I'm losin' my mind, girl
'Cause I'm goin' crazy
I need your love, honey
I need your love
Crazy, crazy, crazy, I go crazy
You turn it on
Then you're gone
Yeah you drive me
Crazy, crazy, crazy, for you baby
I'm losin' my mind, girl
ÔÃause I'm goin' crazy
Crazy, crazy, crazy for you baby
You turn it on, then your gone
Yeah you drive me
boy, im going crazy for you.
11:54 AM
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>> Monday, July 23, 2007
i have decided to blog! haha many events happened, don't know which one to begin with.
ok first up, CAREER SEMINAR!
it was pretty much a bore and the "not so high" heels i wore gave me two frigging blisters on that very morning when im not even done 5 minutes wearing it as i was running around looking for the cab serena is in that is supposed to pick me up. darn it.
but can la, i already know that i wanna be a deejay so thats good enouugh. but im seriously afraid that im not up to the challenge on being a deejay as speaking on air can get really freaky at times, say, you get throat infection out of talking to a mike for too long. ya, woes of a deejay.
anyways we cam-whored all the way as its not everyday you get to look so office-y in your everyday life as a 16 year old right! mummy keeps saying i look like im going clubbing which i violently objects as it means that all this while i have been wearing office-y clothes to clubbing! mothers.
we are simply good in doing this face
i love you girls to bits and pieces!
see! the before and after photos.
serena & her housewife wannabe image
me & my deejay wannabe image
my favourite segment of any day! xi nu ai le!
(the following photos have been "gop-ed" from serena's blog. go her blog to see more okays?)
in short, i had lots of fun. will update the photos we took for harry potter too! must wait for serena mah. serena and i sleep for like ten minutes of the show la. haha dont know why sia! its pretty boring and in the words of Austen Campbell, "ITS A BLOODY SOAP OPERA FOR 2 HOURS LA". haha i love him and i love 4e1!
ok is the entry long enough to push the video down?
anyways i have a new fave song. its called i've been trying to reach you by saosin and it look me quite a while to finally fall in love with it. haha
next i have alot of homework due. but i lazy to do. anyways, congrats to GRACE KE! Grace has finally found a Chinese boy to like (haha nola im not racist) but i like to joke about it. HOWEVER, its not the guy i hoped it would be. i wanted it to be her childhood bestfriend! GO GAIUS GO! whoever you are, GO GO GO!
oh oh ballet under the stars! xin yi and ama, you make kick ass cookies sia! haha i shall have a showdown with you guys. i don't mind paying for your cookies if its ever on sale too. i had so much fun that night too cause it was a lovely night and the performance was really good. i really enjoyed it and im glad that xinyi has exposed me to this genre of dance which i always had a stereotypical image of it being simply slow, boring and too standard at times. but i was really wrong and it takes so much effort in adding perfection to that elegant dance and im glad to be aable to witness it. go next year too!
with my lovely ladies, xiangluan, rach, michelle, serena, xin yi and ama, we conquered the land with our huge ass mat, to much annoyance of other people envying our massive space to even stretch out our legs, haha it was a great night and one to remember! my chicken wings were nice hor! made from love! serena's sandwiches were surprisingly good as there were no eggshells in heer egg sandwich, drinks were plentiful and chips were brought! jelly was wonderful therefore GOOD JOB GIRLS! haha photos uploaded when serena does.
munchydonuts! the top 5 reasons why Vast Army will fall
1) attendance is just plain BAD.
2) we are not moving anywhere
3) we are not say, driven to get a breakthrough
4) we just pig out.
5) we are not say, serious in our attitudes during cell.
HOWEVER, the top 10 reasons why Vast Army will rise through the circumstances
1) Cause we truly believe God is going to make that breakthrough in our lives.
2) Jesus is our Saviour and he will save our cell from falling
3) Despite our attitudes, deep down our hearts are genuinely purely for God to take
4) We are waiting for our calling and will emerge as soon as we identify it with our hearts
5) We have kickass Auntie Sheena that is annointed by God to be our leader
6) God will deliver us through this time of uncertainty using Auntie Sheena as His messenger
7) Vast Army faces no internal disunity as we are always honest with each other
8) Vast Army has always been close and carries a strong bond, stronger than metallic ones.
9) Vast Army has no corruption and has an effective tax system where food (the massive amount of it) is distributed evenly and well all the time as we love each other very much
10) small as we are in numbers, but big are our hearts to conquer the obstacles with this big God implanted in our hearts. FATHER WE LOVE YOU. WE ARE YOURS TO TAKE!
we can do it sheena!
oh ya to my dearest boy boy, i know things have been tough between us. we have alot of misunderstandings about each other many things have happened and we ahd a rough first month. but im glad we never fail to talk it out and i really appreciate you for always being my man, standing by me throughout all and to let me know you are not going to let me go just like that.
our fights can get pretty ugly at times, with us yelling at each other and sometimes in public, with us totally ignoring each other for and getting angry despite the fact that i was about to cook chicken wings for you, with us not undertstanding what each other is trying to say and refusing to take a step down, with me walking off as i cannot take the angst and you grabbing me back, refusing to let me just walk off, boy i love you. i love the sweet little things you say to me everyday. i love the little surprises you create to make me happy or forgive you. i love the way you try to make me happy even though the plan backfires sometimes as it was wrongly done, i still love you for trying.
thanks dear.
3:31 PM
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>> Thursday, July 12, 2007
hey hey im back!
after so long ~
tag replies!:
to shireen, mariam and try: haizz so sad. had so much fun with u girls during the hols! boon is still pissed though we went out without her. hahaha anyways even if we are all leading our own lives, do be aware that you lovely seniors have already gotten a special place in my heart that will never be replaced ok? wish you guys all the best, and lots of love.
to darren: yala yala going now. haha
to monkeyboy: me love you.
to xinyi: thanks for the thought!! tau huey wan sui! ok i update le.
yay! today p.e. was on soccer and i had alot of fun. despite the fact that there were two severe casualties, (yeon ju and elizabeth that had a similar way of getting injured which is having the ball rammed into their face), all was good. I DAMN ANGRY WITH KAR WAI LA. kau he so desperately wanted to score and keep kicking the ball against yeon ju's leg cause the ball is caught in between the deadlock of her as the goalkeeper and him as a desperate scorer. she's a lady after all yet he so rough on her, kicking her shin and left a swollen mark. GRRRR..
anyways debate was good. yea it was. one thing is for sure though, that being a the first speaker of the opposition is NERVE WRECKING. being on stage to host an event in front of the whole school was not as terrifying as a panel of judges scrutinising your every movement and giving a grade of it. SHEESH. and the thing is i had to make an impromptu rebuttal right on that spot! haha i can do that well everyday but not when people are watching though.. i also was the only one who spoke without my own notes. haiyoo so scary.
earlier on..
(in the car where jem's dad was sending me home)
(at the driver's seat)jem's dad : so rachel where do you stay?
(at the rear with jem and jovin)me : oh marine drive. right next to ntuc at parkway parade there
JD: oh.. good good. so when they move house, it will be nearer to walk to your house alrdy ah
me: err.. haha..
jem: ya it will be
(stares at jem and whispers)me: you told him alrdy ah??
jem: ya
(awkward smile)me: oh..
upon reaching..
me: thank you uncle. bye auntie
auntie: you stay which floor ah? haha cannot go up ah? haha
me: err.. haha..
10:07 PM
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>> Tuesday, July 03, 2007
tyk singing!
9:48 PM
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>> Monday, July 02, 2007
HAPPY FIRST MONTH =DDD
Collide lyrics
The dawn is breaking
A light shining through
You're barely waking
And I'm tangled up in you
Yeah
I'm open, you're closed
Where I follow, you'll go
I worry I won't see your face
Light up again
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to rhyme
Out of the doubt that fills my mind
I somehow find
You and I collide
I'm quiet you know
You make a first impression
I've found I'm scared to know
Your always on my mind
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the stars refuse to shine
Out of the back you fall in time
I somehow find
You and I collide
Even the best fall down sometimes
Even the wrong words seem to ryhme
Out of the doubt that fills your mind
You finally find
You and I collide
You finally find
You and I collide
You finally find
You and I collide
thanks for everything =)
haha after playing lan with darren and jeremy last saturday, we were making our way home during the wee hours of the night, 1am i think. and jem suddenly decided to hail a cab cause he wanted to bring me somewhere. i of cause was shocked la so i just hopped onto the cab. his attempts to blindfold me was foiled cause he thinks its too outdated liao so throughout the cab ride he was contemplating.
its pretty funny though cause i knew he was gonna take me to his house after all and yea "surprise surprise!", i winded up waiting for my surprise to come at his swimming pool. so there while waiting for him to prepare, this time round i was really blindfolded alrdy and wondering why is there a sudden surprise going on and then i realised.. "OH SHIT IS HE CELEBRATING OUR FIRST MONTH NOW? OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT".
you see.. we got together on the 3rd of june. at 1.34am, so it was technically a Sunday. and last Saturday happened to be the last Saturday of the month and so his thinking that we are going to celebrate our anniversary on every last Saturdays of every month. which was NOT what i was thinking of. so im totally caught off that night as my own surprise was not say exactly completed alrdy and prepared for the 3rd so i started to feel the guilt.
then he came out and while i was still blind, i asked "err jem.. are we celebrating our first month now?" and he was like, "huh? ah wait. its not time yet." and i was like.. OH SHIT HIS WAITING FOR IT TO BE 1.34 AM. and then he accidentally bang his guitar to a chair and when i said "haha guitar!", he went on cursing cause thats part of the surprise.
and then he sang collide to me. =)
when i take off my blindfold, in front of me was a bouquet of tissue rose that he made and a adidas bag. i was stunned cause im damn scared to know what it was. and YES it was, the same orange jacket with blue stripes that i saw in the cathay with him and how i really liked it. and YES, its over a hundred bucks and i couldnt stop screaming at him for buying me such an extravagent gift. what he doesnt know is that the one i wanted was with black stripes. hahaha! but its the same. i love it and i love him =)
it was really sweet of him for preparing all those stuff for our first month and i am really touched by his actions. but im confident of my own gift too that will not be too shabby because its the best i made so far and alot of damn effort ok. a span of 2 weeks u know have been placed in it! haha not exactly la but still can.
i folded 134 paper hearts, 37 of them made out of bus tickets which is the best i can find and out of contributions from my friends. i mass messaged people to find them for me yet haha most of them saw tickets lying around but they always go "IM SORRY RACHEL" and flee from the sight of it as they are afraid people will think of them as weirdos to pick up tickets from the floor. haha.. i love you guys. thanks to xin yi, xiangluan, grace, michelle, serena and jem himself for the contributions!
and so the rest is out of graph paper. HAHA easier to cut out mah! exact le, 2.8 width and 5.7 length in cm. mwahaha. i pasted construction paper all over this big ass red board and pasted the hearts onto it, forming another huge ass heart. bought cotton wool and paste it all over as a frame. now i have alot of cotton wool left as i underestimated the power of one big roll. dip some of them in red watery paint and started writing sweet stuff on them.
next would be im make jelly! sudden urge. haha so i just give them to him la. shapes of hearts of cause, but first i had to find the templates for it. sadly, THERE ISNT. so not making in those shapes lor. and i bought this huge ass milk bottle to stuff all the random sweets inside, so to have a fatty boyfriend grow fatter. mwahaha voila. im contented with what i have. i win ur adidas jacket lor! hahahaha nola.
anyways, thanks for everything still. you rock my life =)
12:41 PM
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>> Friday, June 29, 2007
HAPPY BILE DAY! ( the following content may cause certain side effects like nausea, loss of appetite and permanent traumatising images for the next 5 mins upon reading)
i am one of the most depressed person currently living now. today is the annual road run at bedok reservoir and every year i will always take part in it.
sec 1: 6th
sec 2: 1st
sec 3: 4th
sec 4: absent.
i am uber depress now. because, i have been training for this year's road run. its my last year in bedok view and i miss that estactic feeling on getting first.
have you ever emerged victorious in something hard fought?
during sec 2, i was so paranoid thinking that elizabeth was in front of me the whole while and i was one of the last girls left so i kept running and running through that 4.3km circle. the moment i reached the finishing line, i was greeted by cheers and interviews (by the school newspaper la of course) and it was then realised i had just won the race. that feeling was undescribable. its one of the most treasured feeling i ever had.
therefore i was looking forward for today. i have been running in east coast park for the past two weeks and since yesterday morning, i was plagued with stomach flu. misery follows. (i am currently taking my medication and i just swallowed magnesium carbonate. as a chemist, i believe its alkaline to neutralise the acid in my body)
yesterday morning in the bus, i was uber dao. i could not bring myself to smile or talk to anyone i know. i just felt really weird. and so i skipped morning assembly and head to the toilet and just stared at the sink. in 10 secs, i see broccoli! semi-digested ones along with some grains of rice. YESTERDAY'S DINNER! wowwww, makes me hungry. T.T..
i guess i felt better after that, since i know what was bothering me the whole while after that exciting discovery. life goes on and then comes recess, i suddenly burped out something that smelt of half-digest food and when i approached the toilet, i knew what was coming.
"WHAM-BAM-ALAKAZAM!"
whoopee.. the whole sink was filled with WATER! and no no, it was GREEN! green precipitate is formed upon standing. and alongside with phlegm of cause. i could not believe that i just vomited out all the water i drank earlier on in the day. i skipped P.E. because mr azmi knows i'm running for road run thus he wanted me to rest for it and now.. GRRRRR.
life goes on yet again. i thought my sickness was merely because of my over-anxiety for the o' level chinese oral that was impending later that afternoon. i broke my fast early, apologising to God of cause because i feel weaker than usual and its not God's intention at all for me to faint. CHINESE ORAL WAS.. T.T depressing too. i believe i screwed up at my conversation yet again
examiner: ni ren wei zu wu qu de da ji chao shi shi hao de mah? qing ti chu ni de kan fa (do you think shopping malls built around hdb/residential areas is good? state your opinion)
me: STUNNED. (i didnt know what the question meant) dui bu qi, qing wen ni zhi de shi bu shi.. err.. hao xiang pasar malam huo carnival na yang? (sorry, do you mean it as.. err.. err.. like pasar malam or carnival?)
examiner: bu shi. shi xiang na zhong tampiness mall de, zai zu wu qu de fu qi suo kai de (no, its those like tampiness mall, built around housing areas)
me: oh! yuan lai shi na zhong. (oh! so its those type.. i smiled broadly to cover up my embarrassment. )
i so screwed it up. but i was not really bothered by it cause i alrdy felt lousy throughout the day so i cabbed home (first time in a long while) and slept all the way till 8. i ate cereal to make sure i get carbs for energy to prepare for road run after the obvious dehydration i suffered for the day and vomitted out everything i ate. after 30 mins, i went to the toilet and all i see in the sink once again is cereal. GROSS.
gor gor brought pork porridge for me and after eating it, i spent the time scraping the pork off the sink as it flowed out my stomach once again. THATS IT, i'm bullimic. in between watchin harry potter till prison break, i see my running to the toilet suddenly to either vomit out more bile/ shit out water / gag and gag and nothing comes out. WOW so fun. i lost a few gazillion calories by then. MY ROAD RUN T.T
i downed 5 capful of bo chai pills at one shot and slept, made one last final attempt to get well for road run by waking up at 4am to down another 2 more capful of bo chai. but when i wake up at 6, i was too weak to go to the toilet alrdy much less run a 4.3 km race so.. mission aborted. but whatever la.. dont care alrdy.. only consolation would be i can get to meet jeremy later since i have been too busy to meet up with him. sorry monkey
this blog entry made me run to the toilet 3 times and i will avoid telling graphical details. kenneth is the sweetest thing in my life
me: (looking depressed) kenneth.. i am very sad
ken: why?
me: jie jie today got running competition. (his eyes widens) can win big and tall trophy le.. then can give u when i win.. but now jie jie sick so cannot
ken: huhh..(face seriously sympathise with me)
me: can you give me a hug..
ken: (gives me a really nice good and tight hug and even pat my head and say) never mind la jie jie.. you drink more water, eat more food than next time you will win one.
me: =) (then he said something that left me pondering where did he get the from)
ken: dont go church and eat eat ah.. stay at home rest.
me: why u say i cannot go church?
ken: u always go there and eat alot ah. now u sick
me:!! (now to think of it, his right ah cause vast army is always us fattys pigging out during cell. haha and kenneth has seen that sight one too many)
i love kenneth so much la.
well whatever it is, i thank God for giving him to me. i will get over oral and road run in due time, looking at the trophies i alrdy have, i just need to thank God for giving me so much opportunities after all and i am indeed contented. since i alrdy had that estactic feeling before, i shall let this year's winner have a feel of it too. =) good luck to all.
10:17 AM
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